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VITAMINWATER //
BOTTLE COPY
You know that odd copy written on every bottle of vitaminwater?
Yeah, I wrote those.
the kind of xxx you can consume in front of your mother.
if you crack and shake this bottle, it won’t glow.
It will only end badly.
hello, taste buds. welcome back to the land of the living.
kind of like go-go dancing, but without the cage or the
dancing.
due to poor testing, this bottle of dragon fruit will not make you breathe fire.
tastes like the tropics, but without the sand or ocean
or suntan lotion.
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